Domainer Funnies

You must be a Domainer if...


1. You wake up everyday and check your PM's before your Voicemail
2. Your pets have their own domain names
3. You tell everyone about domains and they simply stare at you with no understanding of what you are talking about and why you are so excited
4. You never sleep, you sleep once a day but only after you bought the last big domain for the day
5. You registar you child's first word as a domain name
6. You check the ovt of every word people speak to you, hey "cracker', wow "cracker" would make a great domain name
7. You tell your mom, wife, and kids to PM you later
8. You would rather find the next best domain than watch a movie or tv
9. You want to sell all your possessions to obtain that one exlusive single word short .com domain name
10. You ponder life's miracles, to typo or not to typo, to squat or not to squat
11. You develop more domains than relationships, you park more domains than cars
12. You count PPC not sheep while you sleep
13. You hunt for bargains on forums, hoping someone is really stupid and sells my.com for $50
14. Your best friend's name is Pay, last name Pal
15. Your second best freind is someone you never met in person but you know his/her screen name and what domains they own
16. You have a messy excel sheet tracking all your domains with 634 different registrars, 46 password, and 92 usernames
17. You want to develop domains but you never have the time, so to solve this problem you buy more domains names and have less time
18. You buy your favorite girl/guy a domain name for valetines day, losing their love forever but you figure that domains still love you so who needs em
19. You check the whois of every website you visit, even one's you can never buy

And last but not least you must be a Domainer if:

20: you lose track of dates and base your life on the expiration dates of your domains, isn't it 2007 anyway?

Posted by acronym007 at DNForum
Thanks for taking the time to make this So Truthful yet painfully Funny List